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shialablunt:

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sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

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chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

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Banan

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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vanillish:

squidwurd:

why does like every gay boy have this shirt

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I’m crying bc I have this shirt

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

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abrotion:

telapathetic:

abrotion:

telapathetic:

somebody make a wikipedia page for me

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U bitch

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

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narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

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I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

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superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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barebackinq:

something so beautiful

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